May 2012
6 posts
We're among friends, right?
Can anyone recommend a pair of drawstring waist pants that look sort of acceptable? You know, for days when you need to leave the house, but only sort of?
May 25th
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May 14th
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kittydothedishes: if i do a call me maybe remix is that too cliche? do i even care????? Definitely, one hundred percent do this.
May 10th
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Endorsement
Guys, this new Kitty Pryde, “Okay Cupid” video is miraculous. And if you look on YouTube she has other hilarious/wonderful songs about stuff like Justin Bieber. I’m not saying you’re going to thank me. At least not out loud.
May 10th
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Have you ever gotten confused by similar profile photos and commented on someone’s Facebook post that isn’t really a friend, but just someone you sort of knew in high school? That just happened to me. But she responded to the post and clearly has me confused with someone else as well. Red faces all around.
May 4th
A poll: I cut my finger while framing photos and accidentally bled on my white bedspread (just two little drops!). Will guests be horrified if I don’t bleach and launder before Friday? I just don’t know if I’ll have the time.
May 1st
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April 2012
12 posts
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Apr 29th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 13th
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This is an extremely articulate, thought-provoking statement from an American man on trial for terrorism charges. http://freetarek.wordpress.com/2012/04/12/tareks-powerful-sentencing-statement/
Apr 13th
No matter what the box says, I can assure you that the expected serving size for Tagalongs is five. Two is laughable.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
Apr 1st
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March 2012
24 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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XVII
No one’s fated or doomed to love anyone. The accidents happen, we’re not heroines, they happen in our lives like car crashes, books that change us, neighborhoods we move into and come to love. Tristan und Isolde is scarcely the story, women at least should know the difference between love and death. No poison cup, no penance. Merely a notion that the tape-recorder should have caught some...
Mar 29th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 9th
Cookies have arrived!!!!
Clear your schedules.
Mar 9th
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The Subtle Art of Modern Communication
When responding to emails from acquaintances who you know don’t really like you, I find it’s best to use exactly the same number of exclamation points in the reply as they used in the initial communication. This maintains the power balance, ensuring that you are giving no more enthusiasm than you received.
Mar 9th
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femmeblr: Some Things Men Should Know About the... →
femmeblr: Whatever your thoughts on religious freedoms, public healthcare, abortion and related topics, I am asking you to put them aside for just a moment. During the current maelstrom over contraception— It’s for sluts!, the cause of increased numbers of out-of-wedlock babies, an inspiration to young… Not the perfect articulation of my experiences, but worth reading.
Mar 8th
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I wish that I were a more kind, mature person. I hate that I resort to being mean when I am frustrated. It is inexcusable and I am sorry.
Mar 8th
Park Slope Problems
Stayed up late looking at textiles on eBay and now I’m afraid I won’t wake up in time to register for a Co-op orientation.
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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“In Texas, a group of Girl Scouts robbed of their cookie-sale proceeds traded blows with the male thieves as they tried to get away. “I hope your face hurts from when Iravia punched you, jerk,” said scout Rachel Johnson in an interview. Whitney Purvis, who was profiled on the reality-television series 16 and Pregnant, was arrested in Georgia for attempting to steal a pregnancy test from...
Mar 6th
There is an implausible amount of heterosexual sex in Smash, right?
Mar 4th
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Mar 2nd
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February 2012
22 posts
Dear Pinterest,
While I understand that you want me to follow more pinners, the algorithm that put the “Wedding” board belonging to my ex-boyfriend’s fiancé into my following dashboard should probably be tweaked. Thanks, Rose
Feb 29th
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True Story
A friend (?) from high school got engaged, updated her Facebook relationship status, and started a Pinterest board called “Wedding” (six posts already!) all in one night. Sounds like a perfect romance?
Feb 29th
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Another Theory
Ghostwriter was the proto-twitter… A very exclusive, awesome twitter.
Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th